One shoe, two hats
The numbers are right.
A shoe above and a pair of hats below. The poem counts correctly while getting everything else wrong.
Shared by a Veda teacher · Generated with Veda AI · Oct 2026
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The numbers are right.
A shoe above and a pair of hats below. The poem counts correctly while getting everything else wrong.
He raises the shoe.
Raising your hat is a politeness. He performs it exactly, with something that is not a hat.
The poem says so directly.
Which rules out reading him as rude, and is the thing most readers get wrong about this poem.
Two words, one idea.
A verb joined to a small word, the particle, so that the pair works as a single unit of meaning.
Three in the poem, easily missed.
Nothing about them draws attention to itself, which is part of why phrasal verbs slip past a reader.
No taking, and nothing inside.
To take in a lesson is to understand it. To put off a meeting involves no putting. The meaning has left the parts behind.
A stranger arrives wearing his shoe on his head, offers a bun as a rose, and leaves without answering a perfectly reasonable question. The jokes are obvious. The clever part is three short phrases that describe each sens…
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Add a small word to an ordinary verb and the meaning can change completely. Take up, take after, take in, take over and take off share one verb and mean five unrelated things. This topic sorts them, and finds the rule ab…
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English has a dozen verbs for going along on foot, and they differ in two ways at once: how fast, and how. Choosing the right one replaces a verb and an adverb with a single word, which is the same economy good descripti…
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105 questions laddered from warm-up to topper-level, each with an explanation. A taste:
The poem describes a man met in the street whose clothes and gifts are all the wrong way round, and it has a named author. Writing A Funny Man was
BeginnerNatalie Joan
The poem is signed at the end, as the others in this reader are.
The funny man has his footwear and his headwear exchanged, and the poem says which is which. Worn on his head is a
Beginnera shoe
One shoe above, and the hats are on his feet.
One shoe above and two hats below. What does getting those numbers right suggest?
Advancedthe nonsense is being managed rather than scattered
A poem careless about arithmetic would not have bothered, which is the first sign of control.
On meeting the speaker the funny man does not speak at all; he makes a gesture of courtesy instead. The first thing he does is
Intermediateraises the shoe and smiles
Raising your hat is a courtesy, performed exactly, with the wrong object.
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